Wednesday, August 4, 2010

It's like being on hallucinogens

Hi Boys!
(This is not my friend.)

I have a friend who used to say, "hiii booyys!" and it always made me laugh. She mainly said this when we were in college, immature (as all 19 year olds should be) and obviously hilarious. But lately I've had her in my head. I see a dude and she's in my head saying, "Hi boys!" I was literally just crossing the street on the way to my office and this really attractive guy almost tripped and instead of saying, "Are you okay?" I stayed silent and stared at him because in my head I heard my friend saying , "hiii booyys!" Yeah, I am socially inept.

Being single and smack dab in the middle of the heart-healing process is like being on hallucinogens. I feel like my pupils must be bigger or something because suddenly there are some mighty attractive men in the capital city. Hi boys!