Q: If you could be a comic book / cartoon character (past or present) who would you be?
A: Yoda or Papa Smurf
Q: Milk or Dark Chocolate?
A: MILK
Q: What kind of shoes are you wearing?
A: Grey, green and red converse
Q: Favorite place you’ve visited?
A: The outback of Australia, it was amazing!
Q: Favorite beverage?
A: PIMMS, but made with ginger beer, lemonade and a shot of vodka!
A: Skydiving and scuba diving done, rappelling I don't even know what that is, rapping and spelling at the same time?
Q: Elementary school—bully or bullied?
A: Ashamedly both I was fat and the class clown.
Q: Ever broken a body part?
A: Yes my little finger on a flying trapeeze at summer camp (see below)
Q: Iced Cubes of Crushed Ice?
A: Ice cubes
Q: Do you believe in Big Foot?
A: YES-but I believe he was just a really big hairy guy who liked to be naked.
Q: Did you run away from home when you were little?
A: Yes and no one ever noticed so I'd have to come home and unpack then be like "Wassup?".
Q: Favorite costume you’ve ever worn?
A: A giant chicken.
Q: Any advice for a 5-year-old?
A: Play everyday like it is your last recess
Q: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
A: No but I eat almost everything else
Q: When is the last time you went to the mall?
A: When I went home to visit my folks and it was filled with ugly people with bad hair.
Q: Are you wearing socks right now?
A: I am wearing my converse as described above....is this a trick question?
Q: Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
A: No I take the metro
Q: Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
A: Yes I took my mother to Toy Story 3, she loved it.
Q: What's the last sporting event you watched?
A: Wimbleon! It rocks!
Q: Have you been in love?
A: Yes and I still am!
Q: Ever go to camp?
A: I worked at a summer camp but the boss said as he handed over my pay cheque at the end of the summer "you should be paying me you had such a good time.
