Maybe He Thinks You Have a Lazy Eye

Alejandro replied so we're on like Donkey Kong. Drinks at 6:30p. He requested another picture (I still haven't sent a second one) where I'm not wearing sunglasses. So instead of wondering if I look like a centaur he's likely wondering if I'm a pirate. With an eye patch. And maybe a parrot. Or he's curious why my future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I told Tyler about this photo request over gchat:

me: he asked for a pic that doesn't have me in sunglasses

Tyler: maybe he thinks you have a lazy eye

me: or a glass eye

Tyler: I got asked out by a guy with a lazy eye on the internet
and I asked him for a pic without sunglasses and his eye was all googly
and I obviously backed out because I'm superficial

I'll fill you all in on how the date with the mini European who doesn't want to date a lazy eyed centaur turns out.