I was out tonight with Belle. While she was in the bathroom a dude came up to me and started chatting. The conversation was typical bar chatter until he said the most ridiculous line I've ever heard that I had to write about.
He literally said to me, a white chick from New England with French Canadian and Welsch / Scottish / Irish ancestry, "Are you Iranian or Persian? Because you're so exotic and mysterious." Hahahaha! Hahaha! Hahahaha! I laughed out loud. And then I assured him that I would not be going home with him to which he responded, "Why are you so conservative? Are you a Republican?" Um, no. Haha. Ridiculous. Then he left.
