TOUGH LOVE=TRUE LOVE

I feel so good! Papa Churn just danced around his kitchen! I may dish the tough love to my Churnlings but isn't worth it? See you've got to give guys a chance-3 date minimum works! We men are not as quick as you ladies and we take a while to warm up.  I'm so proud of my gals! Fly my pretties fly!

What is so great about Churning is the results. Imagine if you will a line down your television set akin to a bad informercial, on one side is a poor, sad, depressed girl and on the other is a happy, cheerful yet tired girl. Churning isn't about just finding a way to meet guys it's all about confidence! Doesn't if feel great even when the end result isn't exactly what you want? Don't you just want to run out in the street and start dancing like your father, and kiss people and scream and shout and say "Yipeee! LOVE IS REAL MAN LOVE IS REAL!"

Nope? Just me? 

I'll go back to my kitchen then.