Thursday, October 8, 2009

PAPA DO PREACH

1. Why Betti when you went into Butch's office did you not ask him for a date? What a great 'how we met' story that would be? It was already embarrassing what was left to lose? Your dignity was already gone? You should have just plain asked him out. However today I give Betti a gold star for effort. Congrats.

2. Belle on the other hand I'm giving an earful of Papa Love. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GO ON ANOTHER DATE WITH THE GERMAN AMBASSADOR! Now yes he may be a little bit intense, and yes he maybe German and yes, he may a bit nerdy but just because he's a dork who doesnt know how to date doesnt mean he isn't YOUR dork who doesnt know how to date. Potential ladies. Potential.

Once I had a friend, let's call her Jess because that is her real name.
She met a guy called Tim, also his real name, in her second year of college/University. He was Freshman and clueless. He wore matching tracksuits (I'm not kidding) , was Northern (that's bad in the UK) and wore gold jewellery (Ew). Overall he was gross, a hot mess. Five years later they are married, he has great hair, amazing clothes and a new personality. He was a fixer upper. Now German Ambassador sounds like he needs just a new lick of paint and some dating lessons. Plus he's an Ambassador and isnt that kind of cool? Or have I been away from D.C for too long?

Papa gotta take a bath. Papa smells. Papa talks about himself in third person like Suede in Project Runway.